According to the common understanding of Satan's origins, 'holiness' is, metaphorically, frozen stiff in his veins: and at that a corrupted formula - i.e. Jul 21, 2019 - Explore Atheist Alliance of America's board "Funny Atheist Memes", followed by 393 people on Pinterest. John 8:32. -- Dan Barker, Faith is the fatigue resulting from the attempt to preserve God's integrity instead of one's own. Oh well, Another good quote is, "We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! What happens when we're dead? The vital difference is that God is willing to offer grace for our sins; he delights in grace. Declaring an ultimate ‘end’ as a hopeful ‘exit’ to somewhere is the biggest crime of the religion!”, “What millions believe is often just fairy tales for children! --Sam Harris, "Letter to a Christian Nation", "you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." ~George Bernard Shaw, The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby. -Anonymous. If we go back to the beginning we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned or disfigured them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them, and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve its own interests. - Thomas Paine [one of my personal faves], We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing/ all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. Mohandas Gandhi, "Born again?! ", -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Danbury Baptist Association, CT., Jan. 1, 1802, "To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. ~Garrett HardinSunday school:  a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. Antireligion is opposition to religion of any kind. But this is precisely the objective of the electric church - Razelle Frankel, My faith is that the only soul a man must save is his own. Like these vampire priests sink their twin fangs of guilt and sin into you as a child and suck your joy of life out of you the rest of your fucking existence. Thank you, Lord. This is why both the anti-religious soul and the violently religious soul are, whether consciously or unconsciously, and sadly enough, glorifying their biggest hater: Satan is not only a lawless lover of punishing lawlessness, but also the sharpest theologian of us all. Anti-Religion Quotes, Memes and Graphics. QuotesGram wallpaper from HD Widescreen 4K 5K 8K Ultra HD resolutions for desktops laptops, notebook, Apple iPhone iPad, Android Windows mobiles, tablets. This site is a haven for those who are pushing back against the norm, and a place for believers of gods to have their beliefs exposed as false should they want to try their hand at confronting us. --Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion, ch. Well, how fucking scientific! Here are my favorite anti-religious quotes: "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." ", "How come when it's us is an abortion and when it's a chicken is an omelet?" --Thomas Jefferson, don't know who said this one though: And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. I'll do a check tomorrow. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte - Benjamin Franklin, "Chritianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man." Why should you and I? "All philosophies and religions are but partial truths. "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." Bill Hicks has some amazing material on Christianity/Pro-Life etc. -- Matt Berry, As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. I love the routine that he gave on religion: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument: it came from god. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. Bravo. "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"  - Denis Diderot. Why then is god worshiped and Hitler, who committed genocide on a smaller scale, labeled evil for similar acts?" I put two of my favorite quotes in my sig too. Judge: god, you have been accused of existence! Buy any item on AMAZON, and we'll use the small commission to help improve critical thinking. "I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" ", "If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.” --Edmond de Goncourt, "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -Jose Carrillo, Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov, All thinking men are atheists. Dennis Miller and God granted it." 2; emphasis in original. Rabia Al-Basri. No, I'm not. rules." (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The Rational Response Squad is a group of atheist activists who impact society by changing the way we view god belief. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Ok, well I would post some...But I can't seem to find the book. Female ESPN reporter faces an avalanche of misogyny. ~ me. - Oscar Wilde, If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. "The moment we admit that our beliefs are attempts to represent states of the, world, we see that they must stand in right relation to the world to be valid.". You may think that the religion you belong to will always exist! Anti Religious Quotes. Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" - Voltaire, God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. ), "Without religion, we'd have good people doing good things, and evil people doing evil things. "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." If I believed that the Jews killed my God, I'd worship the Jews, 'cause shit, there's some badasses on that team, man. Otto told us proudly that he belonged to the Hitler Youth. But heresy it certainly is. This Winter Solstice buy stuff via our links to Amazon! He goes, "Because they killed my God." Dinosaurs. Robert G Ingersoll, Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. "The world will see what Germans can do," he said often. Quotes tagged as "anti-religion" Showing 1-14 of 14. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And a ton of other great quotes from the man on religion at http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/zappa.htm. - Me. - John Adams "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." --Thomas Paine, in The Age Of Reason, quoted with approval by David Mills in Atheist Universe, ch. Is not this the case with most of the Men, our clergy not excepted? Thank you, Lord. No checks please. ~George Bernard Shaw, "There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over." --Dan Barker, former evangelist, "Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. "I'm proud to be an atheist - it helps me stand for so much more and fall for so much less. Do not be surprised if they are used. --Sam Harris, The End Of Faith, ch. Glory lies in searching the truth not in believing the irrational legends!”, “In a story on the U.S.-brokered security pact between the government of Sudan and southern rebel groups, the New York Times referred to the war in Sudan as "a pet cause of many American religious conservatives." ", -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823. That's good.You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "- Bill Maher, "I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians." Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to … The fabrications of the past are ridiculously accepted as the holies of people! - Voltaire, "The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children. ~ Donald Morgan, There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. I cannot reason otherwise: but I believe I am supported in my creed of materialism by Locke, Tracy, and Stewart. The religion they were bred up in, they blindly prefer to all others, without being able to give any stronger proof of it's being the best, than that it was the Faith of their fore-fathers. ", "A guy says, "I hate Jews," and I said, "Why?" ~ Douglas Adams, Imagining a beginning is IMAGINING .... ~ me, To be an engaged atheist is a personal victory. --Penn Jillette. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Jun 8, 2017 - Explore Lvcy Mac's board "anti religion quotes" on Pinterest. ", "The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. In fact, the principles are the same as what-we have a diverse religious culture. Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!" They are not meant to attack people, but the religions themselves. The begining and the end, knows what has passed and what is to come, like it states in the bible, why do people pray and think it will make any difference. ", "The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.". "That's right." - William Orville Douglas, England has forty-two religions and only two sauces. We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. No, don't bother even checking back ever, with the church. - Eric Hoffer, If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circustance. The purpose of a religion is, a selfish to become a selfless being [This will lead you to be in unending presence and you will be experiencing the peace within yourself & that’s only known to you. ", "Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." - David Stevens, Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. This video is #BestOf Founding Fathers Anti-Religion Quotes. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), "The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. ~Ambrose Bierce, I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. - Voltaire, God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. -- Baron d'Holbach, The System of Nature, Nature, you say, is totally inexplicable without a God. — Benjamin Franklin, Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Scott Williams, ALSO SEE: "Positive Atheism's Big List of Quotations", http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/qframe.htm, And another: http://www.quotedb.com/categories/anti-religion, Keywords for this post: atheist atheism agnostic science history religion god non-believer skeptic humanist. - James Morrow, Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived. That is to say, to explain what you understand very little, you have need of a cause which you understand not at all. One day soon National Socialism will be the religion of all Germans. Email: 'Her aim is to embarrass the president' Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. He loves wickedness, but only because he loves punishing wickedness.”, “I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough – I call it the one immortal blemish upon the human race.”, “While there are millions of hungry people all around the world, while there are thousands of homeless people in every country, while some continents are in a horrible poverty, while there are not enough schools, not enough hospitals in the entire world, building churches, mosques, synagogues or temples or spending money on guns, on war industry are the greatest treasons to humanity!”, “The purpose of a democratic government is to protect the poor from the rich. Annie Dillard - Bill Gates, All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. They believe that. "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." "- Albert Einstein, "Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth." If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it. We have to trust them as reporters---and you know how reporters are. ", (paraphrase) - "If God objected to [people with various handicaps], he ought not have created such people." If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. Let us be duly thankful for out blessings. The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old quip about a philosopher resembling a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat—which wasn't there. - Frank Zappa. Dec 14, 2016 - Explore Mark Mertz's board "Anti Religion", followed by 189 people on Pinterest. They argued about religion at the time when founding the country. The first post of this thread has been edited, to compile most of these atheist quotes in one place. Friederich Nietzsche, "The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad." In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. To say that the human soul, angels, god, are immaterial, is to say they are nothings, or that there is no god, no angels, no soul. ..But He loves you. Karl Marx, Heaven will be a great place as long as you keep the christians out. - Robert Heinlein. - Socrates. In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' Thomas Jefferson, "In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point." I'm sure you'll have that evidence in short order" - Brian 37, "don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. Stultior stulto fuisti, qui tabellis crederes! Amen!" - Frank Lloyd Wright, Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. I'm not sorry if you are offended, I'm actually sorry – just the fact that you're Catholic. Mencken, If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. One must meld them together to arrive at greater truths. Discover and share Anti Religion Quotes. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. Q.E.D." You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. 1. --Dan Barker, former evangelist, "Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. --Sam Harris, The End Of Faith. '", "You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Excuse me for getting it right the first time. ", "Faith: not wanting to know what is true." That brilliant quote pretty much sums up my whole position on religion. Indeed it was a puzzle to us why he had come to Holland, for he found nothing but fault with Dutch people and products. Can you make a donation? The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. Download for free on all your devices - Computer, Smartphone, or Tablet. QuotesGram is part of the 3D & Abstract wallpapers collection. Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me? - Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. - Weatherwax * * * "EACH nation has created a god, and the god has always resembled his creators." --Hume, TNHR, "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time." I will have faith! Once you discover it's only an illusion, that it's not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly." A bunch of quotes that will surprise...absolutely nobody: "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all, fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a. vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent. 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